All hail King Tabletop Tripod! This tripod will rule over your camera bag and enrich itself on the backs of the serfs that labour in its lands. If you want your camera held aloft like a great golden sceptre, this is the tripod for you. Caution: this tripod may marry off your lenses to nearby tripodsin order to increase its political influence. Camera Traders is not responsible for any wars of colonial aggression caused by this tripod .