Ah, Roots, an icon of the True North. Politelyhandcrafted in an Upper Canada log cabin by a team of Mounties and lumberjacks inbetween maple syrup harvests, Roots bags combine the finest artisanalmaterials with true Canadian ingenuity and… wait… I’m getting a phone call… what’s that? These bags are generic white-label products with a licensed brandsewn on? The concept of Canadian identity I just described is a manufactured colonial narrative that glorifies capitalist exploitation of natural resources and omits any representation of Canada’s native peoples? This product description is a trainwreck and I should rethink the whole thing?? Oof ok.